A Business Analyst? | Russell Peters

To all the business analysts out here, this man simply doesn't know how important your positions are. So the joke is on Russell f*cking Peters.

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Business analysts motivate software developers to leave the tech industry and start new careers making alcohol

i have never met a tool, that would build reports, but call himself a business analyst. you're just a low-skill programmer, for crying out loud. with all respect - that job is needed, but stop making a titles where it adds no value!

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He’s paid six figures to develop sophisticated reports that enable corporations to make billions while enjoying job security in his pajamas. Great for him!

Business Analysts build presentations 😂😂, non-stop

The comedians insecurity is out on display

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0:51 It’s not a problem, it’s a ME problem!

I think i just felt in love

Love from my heart

So cutee

I think i just felt in love

Hahae so good

Hahae so good

Aint no body watch this!

Haha! “What are you doing staring at that business?”

Aint no body watch this!

2050 kid: I want to become an astronaut analyst

Am glad he didn't come up with something like... "Did you say you're a business 'anal' - yst??! "

He was lucky Russel didn’t refer to him as a Business Analyeast

Business Analyst =Data Architect =Data Scientist

Made my day!!!

I am a Business Analyst.. and it is funny.. Really, most people don't know about this role..

The outro is so long you can learn what business analysis is by the time it ends.

He is so good in punjabi. I love that. #indiansrockd.

There are currently over 46k BA jobs on Glassdoor. Somebody knows what they do, just not him. Should be thankful he got lucky with Netflix and can remain uneducated.

HAHA honestly that was my reaction before I chose to be one. Least we get paid well!

he didnt want to say software engg

Paenchod keda small businesses haiga😂

Lame

I'm a Business Analyst/System Analyst and we're more than just clerks lmao. Software Architecture, Project Management, Hard Coding, Documentation, Testing, Triaging, Investigating Defects and Resolving. There is so bloody different kind of work

What you do...fatty buffalo?

I'm trying to become a business analyst. Someone answer this for me. For building reports, you use Lego, right?

Don’t bother understanding what a Business Analyst does because it’s out of ur league to visualise how a software, website or a smart phone application is delivered for use.

We business analysts basically make dumb people like you understand things that they otherwise would not understand.

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Uneducated morons talk like that and feel that it is funny . Lol

High fives to all business analysts 🙌

That's what most people do after mba. Creates reports on ..... business.

Omg ! as a fellow business analyst.. it hits me🤣🤣🤣

It's funny how the ignorance and inability of Russell not able to picture the guys' job is somehow the guy's fault! Sure hope we move on quickly from this culture of celebrating ignorance.

Business analysts are failed engineers

Can you picture a world without business analysts? If you are not in the IT field, totally yes. For Russell Peters, it’s hard to picture it WITH one. As a technical recruiter and avid BABOK learner, more than 50% of the jobs I fill are business analyst roles and I have a big passion for it. My naïve belief is that today’s super awesome business software like Salesforce, Quickbooks, and Capital Market bank trading apps was designed after laser-focused, spot-on business analysis practices. Those super smart BAs gathered requirements from business stakeholders and delivered a business application that no one thought possible. Do we have to explain this to Russell Peters? Imagine you try to explain Requirement Gathering to him!

Any job is far better than taking money from people by mocking themselves in the name of comedy. You were meant to interact with the audience not insult them for what they do for a living. Shame on all the people who laughed for the so called "comedy".

Cringe

Just had interview yesterday for BA post..... Should have answered this😂😂😂😂

oooh man i love this crazy Russell man hhhhhh he doesn’t say shit but he fucking make me laugh to death , he’s real comedian no doubt about it .

1:30 - No. Please don't! Quit stand up first which you definitely have to think about. And then...try to become a business analyst. I'm sure you aren't gonna be successful in that...and then...you can think about quitting being a business analyst, which I think won't be necessary.

Does anyone knows what is the name of the full show.

Stand-up comedy is not even a real job. If you don't know what a business analyst does, fucking Google it already. That's what normal people do.

1:50 that benchod was Epic 🤣

When you have content till 2:14 but manager says to make it longer

I have worked with multiple business analysts in many MNCs. It is bullshit job in IT company for those who can't code, don't know product, but likes to talk buzzwords with business users and document them for others who actually get it done.

"Even I already want to quit your job" -- funny shit

I'm a Business Analyst.

Russell is a OG in the comedy game! Keep up good work. Love how you handle the crowd

I lost it when he used punjabi 😂😂😂😂

This shit is getting old Russ! Picking random people from your audience and picking on them!

The audience there looking at him like this guy doesn't have a clue ... He thinks you actually "analyse the business" 😂 😂

Cool guy.... 😎😎😎

You don't know what a BA is?! Somebody is.... 🤦🏽‍♂️ Gonna get reported (real bad!). Thanks man, for your great work! I'm just gonna go and get depressed about my career choices 😭

We analyse when we got the new raise or start to send CV for next position

This ones the best! Nowadays people are shy to tell what they do... wonder why

That business analyst guy looked fake as fuck, as if he just made it up to sound good. 🤣🤣

Mastered the technique of laughing at people :|

As a business analyst, I approve.

He does the TPS reports. ....Yeahh....

"oo bhenchod kehra business haiga" Russell peter

So I have a couple of front row tickets to his show, anyone want them...for free 😂

As a business analyst I provide visibility to the senior management through reports and make recommendations for process improvements and opportunities. There it's that simple.

Lol

Boorrrriiiinngggg.....

Has his jokes gone ill?

Chutia

Lfmao

Small business liquor store That's the reason people just overreact and said I have small buisness Just say I own a liquor store simple just simple #showingpeopleiamrich

He should have said that he's a reporter... ^_^ Hello to all my fellow BAs out there

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Seriously we have a couple of BA's in our office and I still don't understand what exactly their job is? >.

@russel_peters OK boomer

Is this supposed to be funny? Stupid illiterate Russell peters

This guy is old, bold , fat & ugly & definitely not funny anymore. He should retire when he still got some dignity left

A lot of these seemingly useless professions were invented by colleges and universities to make money off unsuspecting immigrants. Do they not know there were and still are very successful business's that have somehow sold billions of dollars of product without "business annalists" ! Do they not know that a plumber can make much more than $75 per hour! Trade schools are where all the smart kids go.

Based on playtime: Only 60% of the video is driving the "likes" rest 30% is causing dislikes

They censored "fuck" but "behenchod" is just fine!

I have a friend who is a data analyst for a retail company. He is so passionate about his job that I have to sometimes shut him up feigning ignorance. 😂

Not at all funny...you don't know so many things in this world. Don't over rate yourself..😛

Yea if u could get those tps reports to me by lunch time..that would be great

He is right about jobs nowadays, they are all really bs...

I like your cardigan.

I am sure the BA guy is looking for a modeling job profile. 😬

This joke was stolen from Jeff Dunham and rearranged. Lololol

Think its too high level for a comedian so he can't understand😅

chandler?

Nobody needs a degree to become a Business Analyst. Its a bullshit so-called IT job.

Bussiness analysis sounds boring. I rather babysit 12 kids.

Shared with all my business analyst friends..