How To Become Canadian | Russell Peters

Its a priviledge and a honour to be a Canadian citizen!!!!!!!

For future reference, 'Garam Kuttas' roughly translates to 'Hot Dogs' (Garam directly translates to warm, and Kuttas directly translates to dogs, though in some parts it's slang for the derogatory term for 'female dog')

I’ve been looking for a how to video on this perfect

Russell every 10 seconds : You know what I mean!

You definitely look younger in this video!

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Garam kuttas 😂

Hey how come he is Russel Peters not Rajesh Singh or Rajesh Kumar Did he got converted by the Missionaries for a sack of rice 😂

Bet he's south indian

Doesn’t bbq make you American ?

I heard him call them hoddogs years ago...to this day a still ask for a hoddog 🤪

I noticed his tips:)

This guy laughs at Chinese people for having Indian name 😂...and we find it funny when an Indian middle aged man named "Russel Peters" lol 🤣

Russel, since I have been watching your shows I LOVE Indians even more. Btw, you native speakers, how am I supposed to distinguish between Indians and Indians? I can't say red and brown Indians... Native Americans sounds kind of bulky too. Ach, I dunnoo!

Flavour=Masala😂

The video quality got a hurt real bad!

RP expected a huge laugh for his rice bbq joke...

Lmao

As a punjabi I really really disagree..... My parents never try to convince me . They either order me otherwise I am thrashed.

Indians need flavor because veggies taste shit. Meat are the best

One of his best bits😊

After all these years of watching Russell, I feel like I know his Dad so well, and yet... never even seen him!!

Garam Kuttas LOL 🤣

Video is blurry

26 yrs later same lame jokes.need new lines dude. 3/10

Garam Kuttas 😄😂

I think those 435 are canadians. 😆😆😆

So what exactly is Canadian food?

Flavor omfg

Oldie ❤

This is what you can call an audience, beautiful.

So he meant (i mean his father) tortila is brown food and wonton is yellow food... didn’t he?...

"Garam Kuttas" loooooooooool Hindi for "hot dogs"

*Hello, welcome to the Canadian border eh!*

Hey rassal... Come here

The thing that got me the most was "garam kuttas", because "kutas" in my mother tounge (polish) means "dick". Dunno why, but I bursted out laugh :D

Garam kuttas 😂🤣😂 4:21

Russell I hope you tell your parents you love them from time to time lol

This is one of the First of his Videos that I watched...Still makes me and all of us Laugh again

They just were like: *khanéda*

Russell, do you share your money with your dad, since many of your materials are basically from him?

😂

This guy is so lame

Thanks..... you kept this canadian up till 5 am

Russell Peters Is Amazingly Quiet Hilarious 😎

Step down as Senior Royal and embark on a progressive new role

His dad is funnier

He should go back to india and leave our white Canada alone

Our food has flavour🤣🤣🤣 true!

White food=hamburgers,hotdog

this is the clip that i always come back to and it never fails to crack me up no matter how many times i watched it lmao

Canadians actually eat the barbecue, they don't eat the barbecue grill. 😁

Hoddogs...... Garam kuttaassss..... Freakin hilarious.... This guy will make you laugh and clap while he's insulting you n ur culture..... He's that gifted....

So everyone’s Indian because all we put on our food are seasonings 🧂 lol

'White food' 😂 That's where it gets me the most

lmfao hoddog sounds gross lmfao

DAMN russell peters older videos are some of the funniest i have ever seen..... WHITE FOOD *Died* lmfao

*Our food will have flavor* LMFAO best of the best....

Back when he was young and funny

Thank you come again eh

Amazing set one of the best ever

Rule 1) To be Canadian..... Don’t worship guns.

Indian food has one flavour!

I'm staying home son 🤩

So happy to be American

Is he the voice of King Julian?

'garam kuttas' :))) I laughed my ass off!

Russell; Hey Son Audience:hahahahahah Russell:Come Aud:hahahahahah rus:come Aud:hahahahaha Rus(thinks to himself):"The nitrous oxide is working" Aud:hahahahaha

Garam Kutta :D

Only less than 1 million followers?cant be true, he is so funny

If your dad really wants to become Canadian, then stop beating your kids! And Russell, listen, nobody will get real bad hurt, nobody. 😭😭😭

Garam khuthi.lol baap ri baap.doode. :) barbeque is American. Rice is cooked in a pan or rice. Cooker.

Love from Iraq

Be a 👨!

Bro i applied for Canadian visa and i got rejected lol.... And the rest of my family live there permanently.

i cant believe the author uploads shitty quality videos.

This is supposed to be funny right

solid lmao

I love *HODDOGS*!

the rice keeps falling through the grill XD

Help!

Hilarious

That line garam kutta

Garam kuttaas 😂😂

He was so young at that time. Laugh every time when i watch this clip, cant stop it😄

So not funny.

3:16 Ouch, that hurt.

What is with these kinda comedians and how horrible his parents were..really?!...I know you have to make a living, can't you do it the right way?..find something that is actually funny for once...it's just pathetic how this guy got so big with just these cheapass jokes.

This is the kind of cultural difference that makes life more interesting, and good fodder for humor. Thinking everyone is the same makes no sense, and is not realistic.

I love my boiled potatoes...

Canadian?...Im so disappointed

Is this on DVD??

Very funny

Garam kutta

It is true that in India air smell like s...it?

How To Become Canadian by Russellpeters: my top fave... still love watching it in 2019

Aww man Russell is so good. In my top 5 favorite comedians.

Ohhh Where is the rest of it? :((

was this filmed on a potato or something?

_"Our food will have flavor."_ LOL that's one good punch line. You mean like curry?