I Have Hair Envy | Russell Peters

He looks a lot like Matt Serra.

Too bad Russell can’t be like in GTA San Andreas, and also GTA V, where you can go to a barber and leave the barbershop with more hair than when you went INTO the barbershop.

“People on the Internet, ‘You should change your hairstyle’, yeah well give me more f**kin hair.”- Russell Peters

Suitcase story is damn real

Suitcase is right. Not even one or two things...A WHOLE SUITCASE!!! Sooooo true!

2:27 hahahaa awesome one hahahaha

"I haven't seen a more insecure brown guy in my life".

He isn't funny anymore. His content isn't as funny as it used to be.

Rofl if you are an immigrant, you know the suitcase thing is 100% true 😅.

Co to robi w liście Hobo?

Seriously suitcases

Boom

Lol every immigrant can relate to the suitcase thing 🤣.

Dude I'm Mexican and its the same thing " don't tell we are going" because people will tell us to take something

Indian families waits for gifts from relatives they come from abroad.

Every freaking time I go back to Jamaica, I gotta treat it like the secret service smh. No I don’t wanna take your shit🤣

OMG my dad’s friend once asked him to deliver mangos and cricket bats to his nephew in London! He was like, it’s only be a few minutes drive for you but it would cost me a lot of money posting the stuff from Pakistan to London... We live in Scotland!

Fcking so relatable about Indians want you to carry their extra suitcase.

that Guatemala husband is handsome

My Italian Dad does that with me! He moved from NY to middle of nowhere Georgia, so when I come I gotta bring cold cuts and bread and cheeses and wine he can't get down there lol

Eastern Europeans have the suitcase thing going on for them too XD

This is so true 😆😆😆😆

Yeah right, all those people that were to come pick it up

Just take my suitcase, he will come pick it up.... So common then, lost the species now....

Shit man. Maybe one of the most slept on comedians. I love this guy.

0:22 the guy with the mustache looks like the same Indian guy that was on Chris Hanson to catch a predator

what is between Nike and Guatemala?

That last part is very relatable because it’s free shipping overseas lmao

How he know these things?

He will come pick it up

Mexicans do the same thing with the suitcase except it’s not a suitcase it’s a “gently used” cardboard box 📦 tied closed with a string 😂

Russell Peters has still got it! Hilarious!

It's a suitcase full of sardines lol

That's fucking true 🤣🤣

Everyone is named Carlos 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂 seriously.

Lol. So freakin true with Fijian families then you don't see them till your next vacation. Oh by the way my ex wife family.

I’m balding too Master. Saw you in 2003 at Lincoln School, Malton. You weren’t a “ star” yet..

only thing left thats funny is that accent. but damn its funny

OMG!! This sooo relatable...when I was going to the states from India, my friend’s mom gave me a suitcase to take it for her son. She even offered to pay for the suitcase...I was like, WTF??

😂😂😂

Y was the comedy flat this night?

He used to be funny with his materials, not picking up on audience. I guess has no material left to present anymore.

Stupid material. Old stuff. Not funny anymore.

Carlos looks good but his wife!! Gosh she needs to go easy on hamburgers and fried chicken

losing touch

Indian(accent): oh no, no way, im gonna watch this lame shit. Clickbait.

Does someone know what brand of the coat hes wearing ?

He will come pick it up. He will take it... and go

Most Asians can relate with that suitcase joke😂😂😂

Thank you for the Nike’s 🤣

God I love it when he does that accent XD so funny

i’ve been looking at russel peters videos for a while n i’ve seen alot n i jus wana say, could he stop asking n talking about the audience n start talking about his own actual joke? has he got no joke that he gotta keep talking about the audience? if it were funny it’s another story but every time he involves the audience it’s not funny can he jus stick to his joke?

You only have to take the suitcase with you xD

What’s going on man, why you gaining so much weight, not trying to be a duche bag although I sound like one, but g I’m telling you if your going thru some tuff shit that it’s all gonna come together man, don’t worry about whatever is bothering. You focus on your health and make sure you and ur family are living to the best standard possible, trust im a 17 year old kid just tryna get some love from a famous guy

❤️ Canadian humor

Ain't much of humor in that.. Put more in the content of the stand-up than on ur face... And the tummy is showing too

Adorable Russell ❤️ !! I always looooved You but Now more than ever, after watching Your 4 Episodes show on Netflix .. OMG, You're the most Gorgeous Person everrr !!!! Your close Relationship with Your Brother and People around You .. The Chance You give to soooo many Comedians to go on Stage with You .. You are a Huge Star yet the most Humble and down to Earth guy. my heart is melting !!!! - May God shower his Blessings on You and Your loved ones. I wish You the best things that I wish for Myself. ❤️❤️❤️🙌

What is this specials name anyone.....thanks ..

When anyone in my family goes back to Rwanda it’s the same thing. My brother had two suitcases full of stuff that wasn’t even his to take back last time in January.

How is this funny ? It’s like a random audience interview show .. “ hey guatamala guy, how old are you ?” People pay money to see this ?

I guess Russel has no content to do stand up comedy on anymore.

when you arrived to India, just drop it and go.

In the last picture, you put your hair to the said!! wowo that worked broo!!

Russel's face after the guy told him his name is Carlos :D :D :D

So true about the suitcase. Lost a friendship because of that😄

Russell you fell off. Hard

Yeah he come to pick... u don’t worry 😉 so call indians ...I’m too 😂

This guy is making fun of Indians, that is not politically correct.😊😊😊😊😊😊😊

Wow. As a white guy, I am SO out of touch with other cultures. Especially the suitcase thing. I don't know any white people from or going abroad who's been asked to do that

I've noticed that a lot of his recent standup is audience interaction which is cool but, does he still do any original jokes anymore?

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Your hair just practice social distancing 🤣

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Suitcase for them so relatable Af 😂😂😂

LOL he’s doing the hair swipe thing in the ending image 🤦🏼‍♂️

Man got serious issues with indians🤣🤣🤣 but its true

My husband worked in Nike. We had a suitcase full of shoes that we purchased on discount 🤣

Not funny anymore

My husband's family is Saudi. We always ask if they want things from here. Occasionally they'll ask for one or two things, and will even send the money for them, which is very nice. Often, they don't want anything. When I was a kid (Australian) my family often bought cheap Aussie souvenirs to take if we were going to visit people, so we could give them something.

Am I the only one who think Carlos definitely looks like he's in his 60's? Surely I can't be. He looks standard for his age I think. Yes, he's lucky to have more hair than some, but I still would guess 60's.

liked just for the suitcase joke lmfao

Jamaicans will also ask to carry down stuff.

Omg taking shit over for relos is 100% FACTS for sri lankans hahaha

He ain’t funny anymore

Come on man come up with some real jokes you don't have any script or some material? Every time you just take interview of the people and that's it you do all the time, you were good before but not you don't have much left in your plate to offer, join some HR company if you just have to talk to people only if that's all you can do now.

When he is out of stuff to talk about, he just runs to make fun of the audience!! That is odd

damnnnn that first one was how north indians would speak english and the other one with the hand gestures was just how south indians speak ROFL XDXD

Russ you used to be good but your nauseating race jokes are 20 years old.

Not sharp like before. Retirement, may be ?

Brodcode is for Real 🙌💪😎

You need to work more on your material .. its becoming a little boring .. not what we used to see

We arabs have the same travel delivery stories.....usually its cola nuts from africa or karite butter mixed with cocaiine at bottom....comes with a smile n thank u kiss

Can’t believe he knew about pollo campero, Guatemala is known for that as well. Forgot he has a daughter with a Salvadorean so that’s how he knows.

You dont have jokes lined up anymore? Your making up stufff on the fly. It wont last.

Russell do not wear shawl-collar sweaters - makes you look old!

(Hair) we go again! He’s so (over the top), once again! 😎 😊

Is this video the recent 1? Bcos am i the only one see russell getting more fat?

I like russel, because I can relate to his stories, as an immigrant.....bring suitcases back home....so true.

Dude get some new material

Dat last indian joke Is from ur special right...Russel Peters Almost Famous XD....gud one