Relationships | Russell Peters - Green Card Tour

Joke of the millennium@ 0:58😂

Not Indian but still Asian. 150 also sounds like a small wedding.

the last part,I found russian family girls being calm all the time I went high

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I wouldn’t buy any seat in the front row, even it’s way too cheap😂😂😂😂

0:55 Nailed it

big wedding.. 150 people? that's cute. big wedding in Indonesia are like 500 minimum..

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This guy's ego is so damn fricken massive.. he doesn't even try to be funny 🙄! N he's NOT anymore! 👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎

Sometimes small wedding has minimum of 1000 people in India I'm a wedding photographer I can tell 😂

2:55 Shooting pool with a rope. Genius. 🤣🤣

i heard 150 i paused

I think we had about 250 guests for my wedding; here, that’s considered tiny.

2500 people on my sister’s wedding 😂😂😂😂

Hey make video about bobs and vegana indians in social media

Hilarious!♥️🦋

"Are you guys married? "-" Sometime"

Yeah i was thinking really 150? This is what you call big wedding? 😂😂

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Hahaha 150 for a wedding??? We had more than 500 people for my sister's wedding dinner alone!

Best relationship advice ever

Looks like I end up with the wrong chicks 😂

1:32 did you guys notice this ????😶

Being a Syrian arab when he said 150 I was laughing my ass off my parents wedding went on for three days and each time there was close to 900 ppl 🤣🤣🤣

i thought the bald guy is in his early 40s. 25, damn. I'm older, but in comparison to him i look like a elementary school kid

150😂😂😂

BEST, GIANT F___ING BEST relationship advice EVER.

Later that night at Indian guys house

3:20 though he was joking.... its SO VERY TRUE

Get rid of her.

If I had to invite only 150 people, some family members gonna be so mad

I like when he makes fun of white people. I like when he attacks their white privilege. *welp*

Who dislikes these videos anyway..

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what that man were saying does somebody know?

I’m an India and I legit went like a 1000 people

I just realized the dvd cooy I have of this show has been cut because I've never seen this one roast.

Even 9 years ago, he used to pick on people of front row 😳😳 nice!

How are you sometimes married? 😂😂

2:57 aa bail muze marr

Happy 50th birthday russell peters

The last point was a fact.. hhahahahahha

Saw the title... Bet with myself that's he's gonna roast the audience... I won the bet to myself again....

Seriously 150 is like just with the neighbors not inviting anyone.

There was time when this show was available for full in youtube.

Never knew Johnny Sins liked stand up too!

Best relationship advice in the end 😝😝

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I asked for this video in the comment section of previous one, thanks for posting it Russell :D

Damn he loved her so much that he couldn't get his eyes off of her.

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If you want to breakup with your GF, sit in the front row of Russell's show.

that is true, indian mariges consider 200 people wedding as a normal wedding.

Indian dude's ego got hurt 😂😂

Lovely couple.

Being Indian I actually thought "wait, what?" when she said 150 people for a big wedding. hahahah

how come a comedian has more relationship ship advice to give, nowadays..🤭🤭

Happy birthday Russell! We share birthdays 😁

"That is a backyard party" 😂

This guy freestyles all his jokes 😂 I love him

2:58 haha...his wife just pat it a little like saying stop it before you get roasted some more and probably will including me this time

I am an Indian and in my marriage there were 1900 guest :D Middle class person

If you go to his show, never sit in the first 5 row.

150 really is backyard party fo asian.

I love Indians

How old is this, No new material?

Sometimes married lol

Wonder how many relationship aoplecarts Russell has tipped over...

Happy birthday 🎂🎈 Russell Peter's .

Russell: "You guys are married?" Indian dude: "Sometimes!" 2:28 😅 😂 🤪

If this is the 2013 show then this clip wasn't in the original video. I watched the whole show so many times.

Hahahahahhaha 🤣🤣🤣 . "The indian said i thought its big wedding, just 150 that's a back yard party for us "🤣😂🤣🤣🤣🤣😂🤣🤣🤣🤣.

Great advice thanks

It stops too early.

There was never a video on which I find myself automatically smiling at things he says and I always end up in a better mood than I was before at the end of the video.

Yea... 150 is cute for Indians. For my wedding..I had 3000+ guests. But it's still not that a big wedding. It was just OK only. In my area(Malabar) Normally a marriage will have minimum 1500 guest. (we call it as a small function) Most of the weddings here will have 2000 - 3000 guest. (we call its a 'OK' wedding) 3500+ guests we call it as big wedding. #Indian #mallu

When he said "how many people are coming ". I knew that exact joke was coming.

Big Fan Of Your Jokes Mate!!!

F*uk C19. Lockdowns are enjoyable because of your videos. I guess most like me, go to sleep after some good laugh because of you. 😁🤘🏽Be Safe everyone 👋🏽

I WAS FRONT ROW!!! 2 seats to the left of the unibrow lol!!!

He is not funny anymore

Hey Russell,we want to see you in the holly land (Israel)

Russell gave a good relationship advice as well 😜

OBVIOUSLY Russell really liked Linda😉😂

Happy Birthday 🎂

1:32 why TF he stared at her like that?😂

My WHITE friend!

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First to comment ! And for this 1st comment I want to say I POOP ON THE WORLD! 😂🤫🤭🤯🤗❤️ P.s.: but obviously not on Russell Peters cause he’s the best

Saw his name and clicked way to fast! 😂

Never clicked quicker in my life.

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For the first time ever, Im first to a video 😁