We Got Hit On 7/11 | Russell Peters

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Amit Bakshi
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not anymore buddy We have Modi Ji now
Adilson Baptists
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Is this why Indians like working at 7-11
Rei Ren
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As soon as Indians hear gaali they lose their mind.
Diwas Rasaile
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What was the thing behind 7/11 , i didn't get it?
MR. Thinker
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and india does not hit back. look how the tables have turned
Minghao Li
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Prian looks like Joji 2077. You know im talking bout that that crazy pinkguy?
HWC TV
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Earnings $200 or more cb.run/bSXi
Srini G
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Fucking idiot
Moinak Bhattacharya
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Oh yea, so far we have been counteing how many Indians got killed, documented them carefully, and then submitted those documents to UN bearing the cost of the spiral binding. But days are changing, severe pressure mounts within the country to act on it, and when Indians hit they hit from various directions
Armando B.
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So the image of Indians here it's a bit like the Afghan-German comedian Faisal Kawusi talks about modern Germans that they don't fight back when immigrants hit them. But well, it's not always like that. Recently there have been Muslims beaten and chased in India and similar things happen in Germany. Depends on the places and times there I guess.
Shankhadeep Mandal
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Hmmm....guess i am slow, but i couldn't get the joke here. What's humorous about the date 7/11
Prabal Bhargava
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This didn't aged well for our neighbor lmao :D
Anikaith Kapoor
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Looks like today I can finally say we do respond back
Shuaib Chaudry
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Yeah right. You responded well by bringing disgrace to your army/ airforce
Pranay Chaturvedi
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2 decades ago world thought terrorism isn't their problem, now they all know how India feels.
Kashif Syed
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Where them offended indians at?
Pranay dwivedi
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haha ,he should have heard about surgical strike and balakot strike!
J’adore Alissa White-Gluz
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Is benchod Hindi for damn it?
Anshul ...maan
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Things changed in india now
Praveen
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You cant say, “we do nothing about terror attacks”! We make movies about Terror attacks, in national and all other regional languages People eat popcorns, watch the movie, go home and sleep!
Praveen
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S s My jibe is mostly targetted towards Indian people! I saw a lot of outcry when Tiktok & Shein got banned! Most Indians arent patriotic! Soldiers are dying at the border, but most Indians dont care! They want to use Tiktok and buy products from Shein! They are so desperate to send their money to China, during a pandemic, when India isnt making any money! China would use that money to attack India, while India wont have enough money to fund its defense operations or other day-to-day operations that run India! Indian government will make money, only when Indian businesses make money and pay taxes! Indian businesses make money only when Indians buy Indian products! Indian products quality will improve only when Indians companies make a lot of money! When some big Bollywood star makes a movie about patriotism, people will appreciate it for sometime and forget it within a few days! Instead of fighting a common enemy, Indians keep fighting with each other withhin the country! Opposition party doesnt care abou the welfare of the country! They will go to any extent to bring down the current government! They sponsor fake protest influence the opinions of uneducated/half educated Indians! Politicians & media dont mind getting funds from countries that are terrorising India! Initially China was attacking India from outside! Now China is attacking India from within! Britishers took advantage of this disunity and they managed to rule India for 200 years! Now China is taking advantage of the same disunity, to lure Indians to show patriotism towards China!
Ankush Shetty
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Prian 😄
lone wolf007
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"Banchod"😂
shadow Prince
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Now u know why modiji got elected
vishal singh
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Well india does hit back in uri sergical strike and air strike
Victoria Fediuk
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Russell...where are your jokes.? How come you're always asking their names and that's all you do...so what if they mix marry...
amirhardy
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Fucking three days like cricket match😂😂😂😂🤣
Sandesh Bhat
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How many of think this is wrong ! Indians retaliate
sapna sharma
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Stop demeaning india in your every act ..Atleast hv respect for your own country..
skipper09pepper
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This guy has lost his touch. Needs new material desperately
Zero Impetuous
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Indian audience is cringey af
cherry boi
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I’m gonna forgive you for that
Abhi Rai
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Wish u could see the change today, we strike back now that too in thier territory
jagadish Ethirajan
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I think Modi took you seriously and wiped out 95% of the camps
ShadowzElite
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Whos doing the subtitles? How U fail simple shit
BAT man
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Binod
Raghav Sharma
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My Birthday is 11 July. I remember I turned 12 that dark day
Suraj Shetty
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Things have changed since 2014... surgical strikes..
Left Right
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Russell: India doesn't reply to any kind of terrorist attacks. Modi: hold my khakhra BC..
Sobia Haque
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Why he has started making fun of people. His old shows were much better
Shorba14
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anybody else see the kid in the audience? he looked wayyyy toooo young to be there
Jimjutsu
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9/11 lasted over 3 hours, you insensitive dick.
Funlover16 *
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It was congress policy to be passive
SOMPAL SINGH
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Now we retaliate 😁
Sach-in
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People saying that it was due to congress mistake must know that now even Nepal is messing with India. BJP is more weaker than congress. But some people just want to prove their political ideology right.
Kami Flames
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Gas station 711 😄😄😄😄
Keithy ABB
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I don't know why but it's this dude's thing to pick on people's name.. lol🦸
andy rogers
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Those were the Congress days when India didn't respond to terrorist attack
thin_k_ing
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@vjal ok Jehadist
Yash Sharma
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@vjal I know u belong to which country
Slash
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@vjal hahahah you don't have to worry about Nepal attacking India at least.
chanandler bong
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@vjal your dad decided to disengage. I guess seeing modi is in no mood to stop border construction ,burst the bubble they were in
Angshu Chatterjee
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@vjal the names u suggested except bose says it all...thank you🤣🤣
CRICKET
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2:07 it changes now......we will bomb hell out of anybody who hurt us !
Belal Abu Sultan
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what's next ? a terror attack on Pharmacies in 24/7 (aka 24th of July) ??
jay w
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watch movie "hotel mumbai"
lawrence bruan
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Soo he's really saying INDIA IS A PUSSY TO ATTACK TERRORISTS...? I don't understand
yash singh
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Now things have changed
WORLD is ONE TV
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India army dnt joke about.. just look wats going on with china
SATRAJIT MANDAL
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According to Russel Peters, all names of all cultures sound f***ing (yes he use this word everytime) crazy except the Anglo names. And why not, because he got an Anglo name himself as a result of his ancestors conversion to Christianity. He sounds funny though with his racist jokes, but he uses more abusive words when making fun of other races compared to white people. Just an observation!
Akshath Agarwal
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He has made fun of French names and Canadian names in the past...
Akshath Agarwal
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He had made fun of his name as well .... Just take comedy as comedy
Akash Sharma
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No central Indian government had the balls to go against US on the probability of killing a million people in Kashmir. Could've happened if there was a real nationalistic party in power. But surely, all Indian Prime Ministers were licking US Presidents asses because they had dollars. Remove poverty from India and you can see indian army going behind these terrorist groups
Sts BMU
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Shit I am going to hell for laughing at this
vanaxel
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Hundreds of people died in the Bombay terror attacks. Not funny so many people lost their lives and you crack a joke about them imagine the pain and suffering their families are going through even till this day. Would you crack such a joke if one of your family members died in the terror attacks man? Very insensitive. Am one of your biggest fans but this portion was disgraceful and distasteful. Hope for better content next time.
Kshitij Tare
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Don't fricking make fun of terrorism you dick
Going Viral now 1 M
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I don't think this was funny
Usama Khan
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India is a terrorist for Kashmir
aryan kamboj
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Those were different times Now we have modi dude ...if terrorists attack us ..new India 🇮🇳 won’t spare anyone ..not even China
Shazam
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India is being a terrorist state now on its minorities and recently controlled Kashmir, not so innocent as he claims.
_BEEBAPUTT_
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july 11 is my birthday
Farid Vaghefi
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I love Russell. But I find it funny how he gives ethnic people with Anglo names a hard time while he is Indian and is named Russell peters. Oh the hypocrisy Hahaha Truth is a lot of ethnic people like me who are first generation American for example have Anglo names.
rajasekher venkata
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This is changed man. We know how to retaliate now
Jon Carey
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Thats what happens when you have a Congress government. Fucktards.
Nicholas Reid
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The censoring is distracting.
krazzy nisha
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New India definitely answers back...🇮🇳 (Surgical strikes)
Manik Kesar
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Dear Russell, it was 26th November not 11th July.
gangstertopo
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7/11 could also be 7 November, depending where you're from.
nobody
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2:23 anybody see that kid there?
Vibzon Belanres
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He's not funny anymore.. He's trying hard.
Klaudia Klaudia
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Is it just me, or does Russell look like an Indian Mr. BEAN? 😂😂😂
Avindu Gunasinghe
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"The comedy practically write itself" so true.. Screwed up governments never give a F if the cost is 1000s of lives for a simple distraction...
P S
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India really hasn't done much damage to terrorists! India has only done damage to ordinary people in Kashmir and most other parts of India since 2015. Indian Govt. is literally bullshit.
Joe Garagozzo
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I'll scratch you! The 😂😂
HBPLUS
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Indian government itself is a terrorist
HBPLUS
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Indian government itself is a terrorist
Cyber Regiment
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Now india bombs back..
Narii Marekino
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India gets attacked.. In my little Rascals voice.. Quick, someone give me the number to 7~1~1 😂
hoshang wadia
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Pretty sad the comedy
Adit Bagaitkar
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It’s Mumbai not Bombay
Lash LaRue
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Robin Williams (way back in the day): "India doesn't have the atomic bomb. They might have the 'atomic bong'." (Oh the irony...)
ramblingkiwi
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july 11th is my birthday.
guest user
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Anybody realizing that Russell is not that funny after all?
Katzian
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Russel: "There was a terrorist attack in Bombay, back in 2008." The Audience: *HAHAHAHAHAHA!* Also the Audience: *Claps energetically*
KTK
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@Tanvir Hussain lol kuch bhi
Tanvir Hussain
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The Indian doesn’t fight back with attacks because it’s Indian politics to stage these attacks around the subcontinent and blame the Muslims or other minorities.
Aman Kumar
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@Warrior SIM abe gandu nikal yanha se
Warrior SIM
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Teenager hutog kya Mere liye rishreyki baatkarega kya 🤔
Warrior SIM
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Thoughts of evil politicians that India surrounds through foolish and selfish , as russel says , Indians hate and fight among themselves, it’s not by the ppl , it’s through evil politicians, supporters are evil media , evil cinemas , evil rich and Zionist are the bosses ....
TheDanielDeo
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Guess india finally shit back this year
Sundeep Kumar L
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Things have changed now Russell..our forces have finally learned to give it back. Google the word 'surgical strike' 😎
Kameel Sabri
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His alright but this was awkward humour. I don't like it when comedians feel the need to pick on the audience members, sure it's a joke and classed as humour but its classed as bullying when it happens in school, college and work places. You hardly ever see the legendary comedians do that.
Kunal Rao
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That "bhenchod" one....
UdySnkr
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sir there are things you should not write jokes about..
Daniel Y
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The audience were a little slow on the 7/11 reference.
Kashaf Mohammad
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Please explain it?
VISH LOOT
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BENCHOD 😈
Dylan Perera
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*Jihadism*
MUKUL KUMAR
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U know why india don't hit back because if they do then all the countries will be like haw india shame on u . U r the most secular peaceful country now ur killing terrorists in thier camps thats not fair
Justin Y. 2.0
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You undoubtedly don’t want to sit in front row at his show
Adornation Music
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front row is cheaper tho
D. Persistent
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Not funny
Suhani K Goghar
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But "New India" strikes back
Moin
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"Not terror attacks, but the ones that happened to my people"....wow...deep sarcasm...
theboy door
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its actually the other way around. India is the biggest terrorist today alongwith Israel and US
IEl tr
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I can't listen with all the interruptions youtube does because of the f word.