We Got Hit On 7/11 | Russell Peters

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A little old flashback to 2010 to my #GreenCardTour special...
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Shankhadeep Mandal
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Hmmm....guess i am slow, but i couldn't get the joke here. What's humorous about the date 7/11
Prabal Bhargava
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This didn't aged well for our neighbor lmao :D
Anikaith Kapoor
13 օր առաջ
Looks like today I can finally say we do respond back
Pranay Chaturvedi
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2 decades ago world thought terrorism isn't their problem, now they all know how India feels.
Kashif Syed
23 օր առաջ
Where them offended indians at?
Pranay dwivedi
24 օր առաջ
haha ,he should have heard about surgical strike and balakot strike!
J’adore Alissa White-Gluz
24 օր առաջ
Is benchod Hindi for damn it?
Anshul ...maan
24 օր առաջ
Things changed in india now
Praveen
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You cant say, “we do nothing about terror attacks”! We make movies about Terror attacks, in national and all other regional languages People eat popcorns, watch the movie, go home and sleep!
S s
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@Praveen I agree with all this but I'm talking about balakot strike here. Pakistan attacked, and it got attacked. It's not the same now as Russell says.
Praveen
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S s My jibe is mostly targetted towards Indian people! I saw a lot of outcry when Tiktok & Shein got banned! Most Indians arent patriotic! Soldiers are dying at the border, but most Indians dont care! They want to use Tiktok and buy products from Shein! They are so desperate to send their money to China, during a pandemic, when India isnt making any money! China would use that money to attack India, while India wont have enough money to fund its defense operations or other day-to-day operations that run India! Indian government will make money, only when Indian businesses make money and pay taxes! Indian businesses make money only when Indians buy Indian products! Indian products quality will improve only when Indians companies make a lot of money! When some big Bollywood star makes a movie about patriotism, people will appreciate it for sometime and forget it within a few days! Instead of fighting a common enemy, Indians keep fighting with each other withhin the country! Opposition party doesnt care abou the welfare of the country! They will go to any extent to bring down the current government! They sponsor fake protest influence the opinions of uneducated/half educated Indians! Politicians & media dont mind getting funds from countries that are terrorising India! Initially China was attacking India from outside! Now China is attacking India from within! Britishers took advantage of this disunity and they managed to rule India for 200 years! Now China is taking advantage of the same disunity, to lure Indians to show patriotism towards China!
S s
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We have now.
Ankush Shetty
26 օր առաջ
Prian 😄
lone wolf007
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"Banchod"😂
shadow Prince
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Now u know why modiji got elected
vishal singh
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Well india does hit back in uri sergical strike and air strike
Victoria Fediuk
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Russell...where are your jokes.? How come you're always asking their names and that's all you do...so what if they mix marry...
amirhardy
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Fucking three days like cricket match😂😂😂😂🤣
Sandesh Bhat
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How many of think this is wrong ! Indians retaliate
sapna sharma
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Stop demeaning india in your every act ..Atleast hv respect for your own country..
skipper09pepper
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This guy has lost his touch. Needs new material desperately
Zero Impetuous
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Indian audience is cringey af
cherry boi
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I’m gonna forgive you for that
MR. Allen
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Anyone notice the 8 year old kid at 2:24?
Abhi Rai
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Wish u could see the change today, we strike back now that too in thier territory
Khanak Arora
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He's funny but the reason they ended for 3 days is bcoz they had too many hostages. Just for Non indians.
Jhingur
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non indians don't give a fuck
jagadish Ethirajan
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I think Modi took you seriously and wiped out 95% of the camps
ShadowzElite
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Whos doing the subtitles? How U fail simple shit
BAT man
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Binod
Raghav Sharma
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My Birthday is 11 July. I remember I turned 12 that dark day
Suraj Shetty
3 ամիս առաջ
Things have changed since 2014... surgical strikes..
Left Right
3 ամիս առաջ
Russell: India doesn't reply to any kind of terrorist attacks. Modi: hold my khakhra BC..
Sobia Haque
3 ամիս առաջ
Why he has started making fun of people. His old shows were much better
Shorba14
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anybody else see the kid in the audience? he looked wayyyy toooo young to be there
Jimjutsu
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9/11 lasted over 3 hours, you insensitive dick.
Funlover16 *
3 ամիս առաջ
It was congress policy to be passive
SOMPAL SINGH
3 ամիս առաջ
Now we retaliate 😁
Sach-in
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People saying that it was due to congress mistake must know that now even Nepal is messing with India. BJP is more weaker than congress. But some people just want to prove their political ideology right.
Kami Flames
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Gas station 711 😄😄😄😄
Keithy ABB
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I don't know why but it's this dude's thing to pick on people's name.. lol🦸
andy rogers
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Those were the Congress days when India didn't respond to terrorist attack
thin_k_ing
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@vjal ok Jehadist
vjal
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@Yash Sharma ok cowdung
Yash Sharma
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@vjal I know u belong to which country
Slash
3 ամիս առաջ
@vjal hahahah you don't have to worry about Nepal attacking India at least.
chanandler bong
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@vjal your dad decided to disengage. I guess seeing modi is in no mood to stop border construction ,burst the bubble they were in
P Nawab K
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2:07 it changes now......we will bomb hell out of anybody who hurt us !
Belal Abu Sultan
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what's next ? a terror attack on Pharmacies in 24/7 (aka 24th of July) ??
jay w
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watch movie "hotel mumbai"
lawrence bruan
4 ամիս առաջ
Soo he's really saying INDIA IS A PUSSY TO ATTACK TERRORISTS...? I don't understand
Edwin Amilio Garcia Morales
4 ամիս առաջ
Is it just me or does Russell Peters remind me of a Minecraft Villager?
yash singh
4 ամիս առաջ
Now things have changed
WORLD is ONE TV
4 ամիս առաջ
India army dnt joke about.. just look wats going on with china
Frank Winkhorst
4 ամիս առաջ
Only Russell could make this funny.
SATRAJIT MANDAL
4 ամիս առաջ
According to Russel Peters, all names of all cultures sound f***ing (yes he use this word everytime) crazy except the Anglo names. And why not, because he got an Anglo name himself as a result of his ancestors conversion to Christianity. He sounds funny though with his racist jokes, but he uses more abusive words when making fun of other races compared to white people. Just an observation!
Akshath Agarwal
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He has made fun of French names and Canadian names in the past...
Akshath Agarwal
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He had made fun of his name as well .... Just take comedy as comedy
Akash Sharma
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No central Indian government had the balls to go against US on the probability of killing a million people in Kashmir. Could've happened if there was a real nationalistic party in power. But surely, all Indian Prime Ministers were licking US Presidents asses because they had dollars. Remove poverty from India and you can see indian army going behind these terrorist groups
Sts BMU
5 ամիս առաջ
Shit I am going to hell for laughing at this
vanaxel
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Hundreds of people died in the Bombay terror attacks. Not funny so many people lost their lives and you crack a joke about them imagine the pain and suffering their families are going through even till this day. Would you crack such a joke if one of your family members died in the terror attacks man? Very insensitive. Am one of your biggest fans but this portion was disgraceful and distasteful. Hope for better content next time.
Kshitij Tare
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Don't fricking make fun of terrorism you dick
yabha in sanskrit
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I don't think this was funny
Austin
5 ամիս առաջ
Honestly had no clue about the terror attacks on indian. Googling noooow.
Usama Khan
5 ամիս առաջ
India is a terrorist for Kashmir
aryan kamboj
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Those were different times Now we have modi dude ...if terrorists attack us ..new India 🇮🇳 won’t spare anyone ..not even China
Shazam
5 ամիս առաջ
India is being a terrorist state now on its minorities and recently controlled Kashmir, not so innocent as he claims.
Dayaajit Lakhi
5 ամիս առաջ
july 11 is my birthday
Kindled Health
5 ամիս առաջ
I love Russell. But I find it funny how he gives ethnic people with Anglo names a hard time while he is Indian and is named Russell peters. Oh the hypocrisy Hahaha Truth is a lot of ethnic people like me who are first generation American for example have Anglo names.
Cool Kid
5 ամիս առաջ
2:08 - 2:12 100% true till about 2017
Amanush Azad
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There is s message in his jokes for our kaminay ullu ki pattey politicians, whose main aim is get elected so that they can take bribes.
rajasekher venkata
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This is changed man. We know how to retaliate now
Jon Carey
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Thats what happens when you have a Congress government. Fucktards.
Nicholas Reid
6 ամիս առաջ
The censoring is distracting.
krazzy nisha
6 ամիս առաջ
New India definitely answers back...🇮🇳 (Surgical strikes)
Manik Kesar
6 ամիս առաջ
Dear Russell, it was 26th November not 11th July.
gangstertopo
6 ամիս առաջ
7/11 could also be 7 November, depending where you're from.
nobody
6 ամիս առաջ
2:23 anybody see that kid there?
Vibzon Belanres
6 ամիս առաջ
He's not funny anymore.. He's trying hard.
Klaudia Klaudia
7 ամիս առաջ
Is it just me, or does Russell look like an Indian Mr. BEAN? 😂😂😂
Avindu Gunasinghe
7 ամիս առաջ
"The comedy practically write itself" so true.. Screwed up governments never give a F if the cost is 1000s of lives for a simple distraction...
P S
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India really hasn't done much damage to terrorists! India has only done damage to ordinary people in Kashmir and most other parts of India since 2015. Indian Govt. is literally bullshit.
Joe Garagozzo
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I'll scratch you! The 😂😂
HBPLUS
7 ամիս առաջ
Indian government itself is a terrorist
HBPLUS
7 ամիս առաջ
Indian government itself is a terrorist
Cyber Regiment
7 ամիս առաջ
Now india bombs back..
Narii Marekino
7 ամիս առաջ
India gets attacked.. In my little Rascals voice.. Quick, someone give me the number to 7~1~1 😂
hoshang wadia
7 ամիս առաջ
Pretty sad the comedy
Adit Bagaitkar
7 ամիս առաջ
It’s Mumbai not Bombay
Lash LaRue
7 ամիս առաջ
Robin Williams (way back in the day): "India doesn't have the atomic bomb. They might have the 'atomic bong'." (Oh the irony...)
ramblingkiwi
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july 11th is my birthday.
guest user
7 ամիս առաջ
Anybody realizing that Russell is not that funny after all?
KatzenIsHere
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Russel: "There was a terrorist attack in Bombay, back in 2008." The Audience: *HAHAHAHAHAHA!* Also the Audience: *Claps energetically*
Warrior SIM
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Teenager hutog kya Mere liye rishreyki baatkarega kya 🤔
Warrior SIM
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Thoughts of evil politicians that India surrounds through foolish and selfish , as russel says , Indians hate and fight among themselves, it’s not by the ppl , it’s through evil politicians, supporters are evil media , evil cinemas , evil rich and Zionist are the bosses ....
Warrior SIM
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Mujhe kya pulwama attack May marwanaywala samjgayakya my innocent armies Ka badla laynaywalon Say hoon... Hum blast hote nahi na kartey hai , Hum blast koh ROKHNAY WALONMAY SAY HAI , The Anti-Nuclear, Anti Atomic, Anti politicians, anti-evil media may say hoon ... Jai Hind !
virender singh
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@Warrior SIM waw
Thë Creatör 99
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Lmao.. Jihadis spotted 😂
TheDanielDeo
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Guess india finally shit back this year
sandeep lvrs
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Things have changed now Russell..our forces have finally learned to give it back. Google the word 'surgical strike' 😎
Kameel Sabri
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His alright but this was awkward humour. I don't like it when comedians feel the need to pick on the audience members, sure it's a joke and classed as humour but its classed as bullying when it happens in school, college and work places. You hardly ever see the legendary comedians do that.
Kunal Rao
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That "bhenchod" one....
satyendra kumar Shrivastava
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Mumbai peters . Whats bombay ???. Still hangover of british
UdySnkr
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sir there are things you should not write jokes about..
Daniel Y
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The audience were a little slow on the 7/11 reference.
Kashaf Mohammad
7 ամիս առաջ
Please explain it?
SAKALAKALA WALLABHA
8 ամիս առաջ
BENCHOD 😈
Marshmellow& Chocolate
8 ամիս առաջ
Geese if you're in a bummed out mood, just watch Russell you'll be laughing in seconds.
Dylan Rathnayake
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*Jihadism*
MUKUL KUMAR
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U know why india don't hit back because if they do then all the countries will be like haw india shame on u . U r the most secular peaceful country now ur killing terrorists in thier camps thats not fair
Justin Y. 2.0
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You undoubtedly don’t want to sit in front row at his show
Adornation Music
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front row is cheaper tho
D. Persistent
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Not funny
Suhani K Goghar
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But "New India" strikes back
Moin Syed
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"Not terror attacks, but the ones that happened to my people"....wow...deep sarcasm...
theboy door
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its actually the other way around. India is the biggest terrorist today alongwith Israel and US
IEl tr
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I can't listen with all the interruptions youtube does because of the f word.
Sarabjeet Singh
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He is a condescending SOB