Why Would He Lie? | Russell Peters

For your information in Dubai they are hiring Indians for securities NOT Arab.

Nice joke... Peter.... Hehehe

99% of people in Middle East, lie... from the day they're born until they die. And they call it "Justified" lies.

I don't care wether it's a repeated contend. All I care about is, his jokes never gets old.....😂...gets me all the time. I would love to be his neighbour (the neighbour who thinks himself as a humor loving guy who loves to joke around)....😂😂

The fact that it’s true has me dead 😂- From an arab young men

Arab guy & security ? Where in Dubai ???? 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 this guy is dumb this is why he’s funny 😂

How many times he is going to repeat same jokes years and years 😐😆

Arab lies a lot in terms of direction . I ended up fucken rounding in mekkha and came back to hotel at the midnight cause of wrong direction.

An Arab guy as security in UAE!!?

Jo Koy mentioned the challenges of being a stand up comedian due to modern technology in one of his shows. Because their set can be recorded now unlike old times, they always have to come up with fresh ideas. Whereas before they can reuse jokes in different cities and no one would notice.

I appreciate you censoring the swear words. I forgot my mum was close by.

I went through the same shit in dubai too...I was going to Bangladesh

3:20 when you live in the middle of no where in the countryside then after many years you go to the city and have to get on an escalator , its scary , everyone else looks grumpy or bored when they are about to step onto the escalator but i look like im on a roller coaster

1:59 he probably thought oh hang on oops i gave him the wrong directions, ive done that before when people pull up to you when youre walking on the sidewalk and ask for directions , i told them how to get to where they wanted to go then as they drove off i realized i gave them wrong directions and now they ar guna be soooo so lost

so true

I lived in Egypt and this happened to me all the time.

273 people didn’t find the escalator.

Arabs don't work as security guards, it was Indian or Nepalese. And for sure no one will talk to visitor of the mall that way. So Russell start your own monologue with " ...ok...".

All the people commenting “in Dubai security guys are never Arabs”....... Idiots, these are jokes..

Russian Peter

that's nothing compare to China

One عour عa go

Great joke from great standup comedian. In Dubai the majority of the security guards are Indians, Paksitani or African, every unlikely to find an Arab security guard.

DON'T TRUST ANYTHING EVEN SALT LOOK LIKE SUGAR

3 years back: “last year”, I was in blooming dale. 3 years later : Again “LAST YEAR” I was in blooming dale. It’s ok Russell we get it. This joke is totally Legit

So let's see an Arab security guy in Dubai, save that for your ignorant western audience, there no Arabs security guys in Dubai, if it it is hight risk low paying job then it Indian, Pakistani or Bangladesh.

Is this joke from his “Almost Famous” on Netflix

Most security guys who work in malls in Dubai apparently from India. I don’t know where did he see an arab?

*"It happened to me last year"* this is a lie...

"Abberantly" that guy 😂

He made this joke before but its still funny😂

Same joke, worse delivery. Peters lost his touch man.

Russel has lost egdge on picking on stereotyoes and cultures. Your recent set was filled with just juvenile vulgar scenarios.

so you star zoned our favourite words uhh!!..write Fork(fuck) if you want to present them politely 😁😁😂 BoldSheet !

This is the most incredibly accurate description of Egyptians I have ever seen, lol.

#reallifeproblems!

Guilty of that ☝️✋

Yea he need new material.... his delivery is on point but too much recycled

Okay....

Funny how arabs are mad about the joke and trying to prove him wrong and we know even if his joke is made up we arabs still the most lying people in the planet 🤣😒

I don't know why westerns are always making fun of middle East

Russell, please don't beep the swears, it beeps the fun.

okay... i like your nose... makes you look handsome... i am from Tunisia.. (arab country)

Why u keep posting old stuff, I've watched this like alot

Not funny.

I can 100% confirm in school one day with a substitute teacher who was having trouble with the teachers computer, she asks if anyone know how to fix it he said he does the teacher says how he’s say “OKAY” first u turn on computer then find the work then teach the class. Funniest substitute prank ever tho

Why is There Norwegian water in the back

Dead crowd.😑

This guy is very fucking fonny

I see a lot of comments about the fact that is is a repeated joke....clearly no one bothered to read the #throwback that's just below the video

Omg his dress sense is horrendous

I know this is complete bullcrap cause the securities in bloomingdales aren't Arab lmao also it's Extremely rare to find Arab securities in Dubai

The stupid thing that he think all Arabs are same .. we have 22 Arab countries

Legends say the joke is still doing rounds at the Egyptian Pyramids

He keeps telling the same joke! He needs to comes with new jokes

Now thats funny.

Okay, we heard this joke already from you!

Heard this many times. He getting rusty

Did Russell just stop coming up with new jokes 😂??

Old jokes man wtf

😂

That's the problem in the Middle East, Arab Men will never say "no" Did you realise how many shit could be avoided? The Iraq war will never happen When the american asked did y'all have weapon of mass destruction? YES OF COURSE Everybody had a weapon of mass Destruction 🤣🤣

good job Russell Peters

Why is he becoming a bumedian

How can he mistake his own countrymen for Arabs?.

Got no new jokes Russell?? I can understand....

Will any gentleman follow and subscribe my channel. It is about prediction happening right now....

I thought there was no audience. 😂

Guys... yes he is not going to come up with new content every show he does.. its not possible. You should check his show back in 98.. he has been recycling for years.. internet has killed his career.

He just amazing

I am white european and I like Indian people . I think indians are cultural close to europeans and genetic too .

Russell becomes anaconda NOT LIKE old Russell viper USED FENGS AND STING NO CONNECT JOKE

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Let me continue... When US asked do you have nuclear weapons. Thats what the arabs did. Ok Go straight take a left and then a right

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Doesnt he use this joke alot

Same jokes different stages

This story is so bizarre you can’t make it up

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Do you have any new jokes

Why he never make fun of black americans?

I don’t know about you guys but I discovered him recently ! There are some jokes that he may have said in the old days, but that doesn’t mean that the newcomers can’t listen to them!

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russell thought that man is arabic .. lol don't tell him guys.

*REMOVE ALL CHRISTIAN STUFF

I dont think he knows but in dubai , securities are almost never arab

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😂😂😂

😂 *Anyone else notice that the second security guard is like 3 feet tall for some reason?*

Truth

Lol

Unsubscrib i was one of you biggest fan even you make me love the indian More than i do. i was know alot about ur Beautiful and Peaceful ppl and you make me know more and love them more But From EGYPT the Country that all making fun of.... we are yes we never say i don't know cuz we didnt have what you have in ur Country Even all that and we stand like treas Strong like STONE thanks too allah i know what you will say about stones Keep the stones away bla bla blaaaa .... anyway wish u best of luc. Peace im OUT

A Jihadi probably demolished it by the time that Russell walked there.

Reader: Russell, you loaded this years ago! Russell: OK...

Ok We're arab, and we love america

Ok I hate u Lol

old joke

To be honest most of security people in dubai are either Indians, Filipinos, and Nigerians. None of them are Arab, apparently; Russel can’t tell the difference 😂

😆😂🤣 guilty of that 😉🤔🤗

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